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A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
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“In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third...”
– Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes)
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Doomsday
I can’t find the words to describe the feeling of walking outside at 6.45am to the sight of a golden sunrise, with Murray Gold’s Doomsday blasting in my ears. To top that off, I heard a loud cawing over the sound of the music, and turned to find a large crow perched right behind me.
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"Culdesac" is out.
iamdonald: You can get the whole thing for FREE right HERE. Thanks for being patient.  May this album be your summer companion and friend.  Thanks.
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radiostarelle: Billet does not rhyme with ballet,  Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.  Blood and flood are not like food,  Nor is mould like should and would.  Viscous, viscount, load and broad,  Toward, to forward, to reward.  And your pronunciation’s OK  When you correctly say croquet,  Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,  Friend and fiend, alive and live.  coven: If you can correctly...
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WatchWatch
iindia: ionsclifos: Journey Across India Check out more of my work at mikematas.com 2,000 miles 30 days 3,000 photo  in 3 minutes.
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Music Bibliography: Plagiarism: Britney Spears'... →
internetmacaroni: aanyankah: “They say I’m crazy I really don’t care that’s my prerogative They say I’m nasty But I don’t give a damn getting boys is how I live Some ask me questions Why am I so real? But they don’t understand me I really don’t know the deal about my sister Trying hard to make it right … When did covering a song become plagiarism?? It’s a joke going with the...
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Music Bibliography: Plagiarism: Britney Spears'... →
“They say I’m crazy I really don’t care that’s my prerogative They say I’m nasty But I don’t give a damn getting boys is how I live Some ask me questions Why am I so real? But they don’t understand me I really don’t know the deal about my sister Trying hard to make it right … When did covering a song become plagiarism??
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