Truths about fashion.
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i found this workout in Women’s Health. it’s cardio [since you’re moving from position to position so much] but also good for building muscles. hope you find this helpful!](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk53hqTs031qfjsldo1_500.jpg)
i found this workout in Women’s Health. it’s cardio [since you’re moving from position to position so much] but also good for building muscles. hope you find this helpful!
A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined at the kids' table
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can bake scones or get a tooth filled by a dentist; you can fold laundry for a family of five.
In nineteen minutes, you can stop the world; or you can just jump off it.
In nineteen minutes, you can stop the world; or you can just jump off it.
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| — | Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes) |
Doomsday
I can’t find the words to describe the feeling of walking outside at 6.45am to the sight of a golden sunrise, with Murray Gold’s Doomsday blasting in my ears. To top that off, I heard a loud cawing over the sound of the music, and turned to find a large crow perched right behind me.
